Group W Bench: Band Names

2009-10-24T15:01:00.003-05:00

Squeaky Squirrel Love

2009-10-24T15:01:00.001-05:00

Sweet Carbon and the Ripples

2009-10-24T15:00:00.003-05:00

Happy Skirt

2009-10-24T15:00:00.001-05:00

Finger Bottom

2009-10-24T14:59:00.001-05:00

Spinning Contraband

2009-10-24T14:58:00.000-05:00

Appetizing Thunderbird

2009-10-24T14:57:00.001-05:00

Pit-Bull Underground

2009-10-24T14:54:00.001-05:00

Indecent Nina and the Prizes

2009-10-24T14:53:00.001-05:00

Ecstatic Poison Angels

2009-03-14T19:38:00.002-05:00

Deranged Funk Lens

2009-03-14T19:38:00.001-05:00

Appetizing Stain Alliance

Santay Nina and the Oozings

Sparkly Funk Engine

2009-03-14T19:37:00.001-05:00

Multiple Buffer and the Jennas

2009-03-14T19:24:00.001-05:00

Sparkly Cavalry

(Yes, I completely imagined Metrocake leading a charge....)

2009-03-14T19:23:00.002-05:00

Crunchy Engine

2009-03-14T19:23:00.001-05:00

Coffin Prize

2009-03-14T19:22:00.000-05:00

Taste Abby

2009-03-14T19:21:00.001-05:00

Jagged Mal and the Debugs

2009-03-14T19:19:00.000-05:00

Rude Theorem

2009-03-14T19:08:00.002-05:00

Divine Lickable Devils

2009-03-14T19:08:00.001-05:00

Grave and Ezekiel

2009-03-14T19:04:00.000-05:00

Greasy... and Sweaty

2009-03-14T19:03:00.001-05:00

UberSquirrel

2009-03-14T19:01:00.002-05:00

Emerging Puree

2009-03-14T19:01:00.001-05:00

Cunning Alliance and the Buffers

Yes, my own nerodisty will kill me, one day

2009-01-20T18:58:00.003-06:00

One of my goals at work is to learn to write workable perl programs for manipulating text.

And, so, strictly as a gedankenexperiment and test of y learning ability....

... the band name game rules have made it into perl.

Of course, I've got a few more choices in there now.

And I need about 400 entries in each file (noun and adjective) to keep things reasonably amusing.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!

2008-07-21T17:49:00.000-05:00

Kuiper Belt and the Frozen Volatiles.

2007-12-08T12:03:00.002-06:00

Unclaimed Air

2007-12-08T12:03:00.001-06:00

Ghastly Scone Attack

2007-12-08T12:02:00.001-06:00

No One Recalls Her Voice.

(Definitely has to be an emo-punk outfit.)

2007-12-08T12:01:00.003-06:00

Secret Publicity

2007-12-08T12:01:00.001-06:00

Fangocide

2007-12-08T12:00:00.000-06:00

Hallucinogenic Squab

2007-12-08T11:59:00.002-06:00

Liquid Afternoonogen

2007-12-08T11:59:00.001-06:00

Granoleum Siding

2007-12-08T11:39:00.000-06:00

WEASELFACTOR!!!

(It ocurred to me, after my boss EqSarDev, made reference to the Dilbert concept of the Lying Weasel Factor, that WEASELFACTOR!!! would look so cool on a banner or jacket, in the proper metalhead fonts.)

Awoooo.

2007-12-08T11:38:00.000-06:00

Fleece-Bearing Lupines

ew, agh, and gak.

2006-12-03T15:57:00.000-06:00

Shredding Anus.

(The collective fault of Tempest, NightSkye, and Purge. "Guilt by association!" (THWACK!))

2006-12-03T15:56:00.000-06:00

Ring My Bull.

2006-12-03T15:55:00.000-06:00

Arriviste Cow.
Nouveau Biche.

Sometimes, I get stuck behind stupid people moving slowly.

2006-12-03T15:54:00.001-06:00

Fools in Transit.
Moron Migration.

2006-12-03T15:54:00.000-06:00

Dent the Molly Guard.

2006-12-03T15:53:00.000-06:00

Ernie Must Be Stopped.

2006-12-03T15:52:00.003-06:00

Predatory Pamphlet.

2006-12-03T15:52:00.002-06:00

Acolytes of Piffle.

2006-12-03T15:52:00.001-06:00

Flesh-Eating Cassettes.

2006-12-03T15:52:00.000-06:00

Autopiraticism.

2006-12-03T15:51:00.000-06:00

Quit the Wankery.

2006-12-03T15:50:00.001-06:00

Near-Faithful Wreck.

2006-12-03T15:50:00.000-06:00

My Evident Imposture.

2006-12-03T15:48:00.000-06:00

Compachtyderm.

(I think this is the species name for the mimmoths in Girl Genius.)

2006-12-03T15:46:00.002-06:00

Evil Arthropods.

2006-12-03T15:46:00.001-06:00

Death Housewarming.

2006-12-03T15:46:00.000-06:00

No 'F' in 'Clue'.

2006-12-03T15:45:00.002-06:00

Miss Southpawn.

2006-12-03T15:45:00.001-06:00

Miscreantelope.

2006-12-03T15:45:00.000-06:00

Char-Broiled Angel.

2006-12-03T15:44:00.001-06:00

Transvestite Wolves.

(taken from a cover blurb on an issue of the British lad mag, Bizarre)

26 July 2006 - The Band Name Game, played with Shell and Stringer. *

2006-12-03T15:44:00.000-06:00

Band Name Game 4:

Winner:
Condemned Texas Mayhem

Runners-Up:
Balls
Ugly Balls
Illegal Pants
Stompage

Honorable Mention:
Grey Machete
Crappy Last Leg
Mule Punk
Zippy Texas
Imitatable Poultry

26 July 2006 - The Band Name Game, played with Shell and Stringer. *

2006-12-03T15:43:00.000-06:00

Band Name Game 3:

Winner: TIE -
Sluts
Teats Injury

Runners-Up:
STankass Thing
Pestilent Stankass Douchebag
Social Sluts

Honorable Mention
Social Pants (with song "Bring Your Own Boxers")
Peeling Freakshow (with song "Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Shedding")
Emaciated Nuns

26 July 2006 - The Band Name Game, played with Shell and Stringer. *

2006-12-03T15:42:00.001-06:00

>Band Name Game 2:

Winner:
Shanking Wookie

Runners-Up:
Sackage
Grabbing Monk
Stabbed Hard Snake
Loud Potato

Honorable Mention:
Frownage (with song "We're Just Emo")
Turned Tears (with song "Mommy Never Hugged Us")
Sparkly Rain
Growling Vapo-Rub
Shanked Beam

26 July 2006 - The Band Name Game, played with Shell and Stringer. *

2006-12-03T15:42:00.000-06:00

>Band Name Game 1:

Winner: TIE-
Sucking Pork
Violent Accusation

Runners-Up:
File the Pork
Cheesy Pornographers
Porkage
Priest Pork
Deadly Season

Honorable Mention:
Addled Denise (with song "Where's My Hairspray?")
Drunks Hamburger
Bastardage

TrIAthlete really doesn't have enough work.

2006-12-03T15:41:00.000-06:00

He suggests these two:

Jesus Juice. - with hit songs "The Liquidator," "Look What I Can Do" (This was apparently created during a discussion of the Cana wedding feast, where Jesus turned water to wine.)

Not Quite Palindrome.

Bands of 1999.

2006-12-03T15:40:00.001-06:00

(I was digging through some old e-mails and found this. Credit/blame for some of them must go to CooGWuh, but I can no longer recall which were hers, and which were mine.)

Nipple Hickeys
Plague Rats
Distended Colon
Carved Pillow
Waxed Cow
Ankle-Bitin' Altoyds
Mushbox
Beezus
Genital Dust
Server Hoopies
Eye-Crunchies
Fleabitten Cheerleaders
Automatique
Viagra Barbie
Priests of Lloyd
Passionate Poppin' Popes
Avocado Moment
Pink Freaks
Vomit Puppies
Vermicious Knids
Spiffy Lobsters
Mom's Chevy
Irish Swing Trees
Ear Thug
Mozart's Left Nut
ToyBucket
11 Herbs and Spices
Basil Invasion
Streakin' Weasel
Pubic Enemy
Samoan Trolls
Speedy Recovery
Gandhi Side Dish
Into the When
Cold Sore
12-Inch Nobodies
Fostertronic
Spamfan
Chattering Monks

2006-12-03T15:40:00.000-06:00

Bouncing Crayfish.

(Thanks to Rifleman for describing the bizarre behavior of his insane 9th-grade biology teacher.)

2006-12-03T15:39:00.000-06:00

Maki Vultures.

(Credit simply must go to FierceLocalQueen and Pilare...)

Many thanks to Wikipedia for being so inadvertently amusing.

2006-12-03T15:38:00.001-06:00

Porn-Related Stubs.

2006-12-03T15:38:00.000-06:00

Boyspanker.

(This is totally the fault of Jedi RobMo and WebSlinger, and I'm not going to begin to explain why.)

I cranked up the old Band Name Game program. *

2006-12-03T15:37:00.000-06:00

Vertical Pioneer Void.
Yurt Yurt.
Sucker Whip.
Jagged Turgid Memory.
Unsettling Cash.

Why not? There's a band named Spock's Beard.

2006-12-03T15:36:00.001-06:00

Asimov's Sideburns.

oh, let's thank Tempest

2006-12-03T15:36:00.000-06:00

Necrotic Spider-Bites

TriAthlete needs more busy work, apparently

2006-12-03T15:35:00.001-06:00

"I watched a little news excerpt last night / this morning about caged animals personifying us yet again.

Ready?

Smoking Monkey.”

Another supplied by former colleague, TriAthlete

2006-12-03T15:35:00.000-06:00

Cart-Pusher

(His explanation "One of my cow-orkers was talking about working at {giant economy-of-scale store} somewhere in Indiana a few years ago and upon leaving, he decided to leave w/ something he could remember it by. So instead of snagging oh, say a TV. or a stereo-like. The flipping guy grabs some 4-5 employee T-shirts! FREAKING T-shirts man!!!!!!
However, on the back of the shirts (as opposed to the front with the {giant economy-of-scale store} name) they have the print reading… CART-PUSHER!")

A spate of new acts from booking agent NightSkye...

2006-12-03T15:33:00.000-06:00

...inspired by ABC News' Strange Stories site (http//abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/)

Taser Reign
Insane Teddy
Poodle Jumper
Basement BBQ
Egg Plane
Ironic Homily
EMT-Shirts
Butthead Lake
Trans-Thiefery

(from back in January 2005.)

oooooh, shiny...... soft.....

2006-12-03T15:30:00.000-06:00

GlitterBoob

(and I say it's all Metrocake's fault....)

2006-12-03T15:29:00.001-06:00

Reve Gauche.

Playing their smash dance single, "Regurgitation"...

2006-12-03T15:29:00.000-06:00

Hairball Management.

Kick-starting the martial-arts-rap-hillbilly-metal genre...

2006-12-03T15:28:00.000-06:00

Iron Pumpkin.

(While visiting Mom in December 2004, she had me toting various holiday decorations around.
"Go downstairs and find the iron pumpkins...."
"The what?")

(Ah, I seemed to be channeling WryGuy that day....)

2006-12-03T15:27:00.000-06:00

Nostril-Scrapin' Yokels.

2006-12-03T15:26:00.001-06:00

Max HiLo.

2006-12-03T15:26:00.000-06:00

Fear of the Dark Chocolate.

2006-12-03T15:25:00.002-06:00

ER-OR-ICU.

2006-12-03T15:25:00.001-06:00

Brainstem Roses.

2006-12-03T15:25:00.000-06:00

Vlad Tapas.

2006-12-03T15:24:00.001-06:00

Prophylactic Acid.

2006-12-03T15:24:00.000-06:00

The Vulcan Stoners.

As suggested by RhAngel, from an e-mail exchange between us long ago.

2006-12-03T15:23:00.000-06:00

Applied by Default.
Cheerfully Apathetic.
Fat Migration.
Incapacitated with Glee.
Curves are Good, Curves are Nice.

Electronic Band Name Game Results *

2006-12-03T15:22:00.001-06:00

And, I dragged out the old vb4-code Band Name Generator Game I wrote, and made some results. Here are some of the better ones:

Furry Brown Feast.
Intense Sponge.
Entry Plethora.
Handy Canny Ploy.
Alkaloid Ego Punch.
Grilled Ploy.
Punch Flange.
Abrupt Porridge.
Space Sparse Gazebo.

Three possible Zappa tribute bands

2006-12-03T15:22:00.000-06:00

Mother and the Provocative Squats.
Tinseltown Rebels.
Cosmik Debris Salvage Corporation.

2006-12-03T15:21:00.002-06:00

People Taste Like Chicken.

2006-12-03T15:21:00.001-06:00

Mule-Kick Wedding.

2006-12-03T15:21:00.000-06:00

Hideous Cheese Cracks.

2006-12-03T15:20:00.002-06:00

Sinners in Center.

2006-12-03T15:20:00.001-06:00

Rampant Sleeve.

2006-12-03T15:20:00.000-06:00

Blonde Frame Frenzy.

2006-12-03T15:19:00.001-06:00

The Craft of Hate.

2006-12-03T15:19:00.000-06:00

The Candi Evans Marching Band.

2006-12-03T15:18:00.001-06:00

Kradle of Krust.

2006-12-03T15:18:00.000-06:00

Technacolor Aristocrats.

(this one is all Jedi RobMo's fault. honest.)

I roomed with more than one in college.

2006-12-03T15:17:00.001-06:00

Argumentative Matts.

HAS to be an Alice Cooper cover band

2006-12-03T15:17:00.000-06:00

Department of Youth.