The first time I met the blues.....

Flatulent Peaches Nixon
Wheezy Blackberry Buchanan
Constipated Cherimoya Roosevelt
Diuretic Kumquat Reagan
Incontinent Kiwi Washington
Stinky Ripbone

(The first five items here were crafted from the formula "disabilty + fruit + president". I have forgotten who wrote that formula first, but obviously they had Blind Lemon Jefferson (a real blues artist) in mind.
The sixth item was after a particularly nasty bout of gas, wherein CooGWuh referred to me as 'Stinky Ripbone' for about three days.)