from booking agent WryGuy

Infectious Pants.
Kairbayre Acid Love Zombie.
Panty Crackers.
Lust Bucket Toffee Pull.
Sargeant Nipples.
Nurph Fandango.
Mr. Knees.
Bottleneck Jones.
Aardvark Hernia Scratch-N-Sniff Floss Party.

(Slight alterations made where the bands would get sued for copyright infringement.)