And booking agent WryGuy apparently has some acts that Statler and Waldorf booed off the Muppet Show.....

Bitch Sister Koule-Ayd Connection
Flaccid Pants Love Implosion
Butter Nut Butt Sluts
Magellan's Enema
V.D. and the Mold Infusion Possee
Biscuit Slappin Shoelace Jockeys